Greetings Geezeo Interweb Cyber-Nationalists! Let me introduce myself. I am the newest Geezeo team member.
No, let me first start by complaining about Katie. Yes, Katie. Here is what she wrote in my AOL account:
Pete and Shawn, this guy you hired is a complete MORON! Why are you hiring someone who can’t even post to the blog by themselves? We’re an internet company! He seems like an arrogant, sexist jerk. Strategy-wise I don’t think this is a good decision at all. People don’t need more jerks telling them how to handle their money!
Also, he smells.
Well! Let me tell you a thing or two, missy! First of all, I have my secretary, Edna, transcribe everything. All you have to do is publish my words onto the information superhighway, alright? Stop your complaining, sister.
Second, Katie, perhaps you need to be reminded of my credentials? I hold a B.S. degree from Oxford. Yes, Oxford! That’s why you’ll post my words whether you want to or not. Oxford Numerology Institute happens to be very elite. Do I need to add that I am also a lot older than you and also know more about living? So there! I’m here to give advice. You’re here to put it on The Web. Got it? Good.
Oh, and one last thing. That “smell” happens to be “Polo” by Ralph Lauren. Maybe if you had some class you’d appreciate that. I know my lady friends do.
Okay. Now that I’ve got that broad back in line let’s get down to brass balls, shall we?
Do you have a money problem? Problems are my specialty. I’ve been having them as long as I can recall. Not just money ones, either. Recently I’ve been having a lot of problems with these kids showing up claiming to be mine. All I can say is I got paid for those samples, and no, I’m not Donor X83-7734. So let’s just get that out in the open now. Stop coming to my house!
Write me with your money problems at d.expert@geezeo.com. Edna will transcribe them and Katie — if she knows what’s good for her — will put them here.
Editor’s note: This guy confirms he is a jerk! Send your money problems anyway. Or, go into your Geezeo account and check out our brand new feature: MONEY CONFESSIONS! What are the silly, stupid, or just plain wrong ways people are handling their money?
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