Lets be honest, many of us do not read through all of the fine print before we sign a contract. It just doesn’t seem logical. There are pages and pages of fine print writing that they expect us to read. BUT, if you were to read all that fine print…you may be surprised…
Five Bizarre Entries in Banking Fine Print
By: Jack Karp at BankingMyWay.com
Consumer-banking legalese is usually about as boring as you can get.
But lawyers occasionally throw in a catchy phrase, seemingly to relieve the monotony.
About 30 pages deep into an account rules and regulations contract, any consumer who has had the stamina to read that far is asked to “Please Read This Provision Carefully.” Or a promotion will state the obvious: “Repayment terms and payment amounts … may change, if, for example: we change your APR.”
Repayment terms change if they are changed? Thanks for the heads-up.
Here are five of the wackiest clauses in banking:
1. Wisconsinites Need to Shop Responsibly.
“Notice to Married Wisconsin Residents: all obligations on this account will be incurred in the interest of your marriage or family,” says the Chase Freedom Visa Signature Card’s Pricing & Terms provision.
So, Wisconsin cardholders: You are legally bound to behave responsibly when racking up debt.
Where does that leave the rest of the country?
2. Relax guys. Your interest rate won’t vary based on some index. It’ll be changed at the whim of the guy who’s collecting payments.
Even better, “this is not a variable rate tied to an index, such as the Prime Rate,” says Bank of America’s application for a $30,000 personal loan. “It’s a comfort to know your rate won’t automatically fluctuate every time the index changes.”
A predictable interest rate? I’m all for it. But wait, there’s more…
“By ‘non-variable rates’ we mean that the APR will not automatically vary with an index, such as the prime rate. We reserve the rate to change your APR, fees, or other credit terms at our discretion.”
A comfort? That the interest rate will no longer be based on the bank’s cost of borrowing, but rather, on whether it would like to get more money out of the deal?
That’s a favor I can do without.
3. We really want you to know what’s written in the second column of page 32 of your Account Rules and Regulations. Really. It says so right there.
If you — for some reason — happen to have suffered through 32 pages of account descriptions and legalese in Chase’s “Account Rules and Regulations” you’ll be rewarded.
In the second paragraph of the second column (no “Beware of the Leopard” sign, though) consumers are advised — in all caps — to “PLEASE READ THIS PROVISION CAREFULLY.”
The buried provision advices clients that they’ve given up their first amendment right to a day in court: Instead they must go through arbitration.
Think Judge Judy with closed proceedings. The arbitration administrators are dependent on the bank for business, depending on the administrator they may or may not be bound to follow the law and decisions are subject to minimal judicial oversight.
You can guess which party wins the vast majority of the time.
Plus the arbitration administrators forbid class action suits, which means banks have carte blanche to nickel and dime you without fear of legal reprisal.
But that’s not all: In previous clauses Chase also eschewed any responsibility for determining whether a court has any authority over your account before freezing your money. They have a freeze-first-let-you-work-it-out-with-the-unauthorized-entity-later policy. And you’re responsible for any costs the bank incurs in the process.
And if they make a mistake and accept a forged check, any problems you have as a result — even if you warned them of the risk beforehand — are your problem. You might get the money put back into your account, but you can’t go after Chase for resulting damages.
All of these clauses are standard banking practice. Perhaps the only thing that makes Chase unique is that the three provisions all occur in a cluster on page 32.
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